Blocage

- It’s like a kind of shell you built to…

- This is a REAL shell. And for god’s sake, put me on the RIGHT SIDE immediately !

Le coach

Do like me. Push-ups are much easier on the back.

Un clic trop loin

Dad ! I just downloaded a dolphin !

Enquête choc

Bilboquet : a new fear on the city

L’oiseau

Get down from this tree. NOW !

(It’s gonna be all right, pal)

GAME CONSOLE

Jeux de vilains

Tueurs à gages

Mobilier fantastique

Le canapé du docteur Moreau

Doctor Moreau’s couch

Dead Zone

Victor : le cochon d’Inde

In spite of all the great presents, the guinea pig would keep on frowning

Le défi

Animal training failures : the mountain walrus

Victor zappe

It seemed so far, their happy craziness of the first weeks.

Victor : le dauphin

Both Victor and the dolphin didn’t feel comfortable with this compromise.

Victor : La roue tourne

After the hamster left, Victor kept on practicing the wheel on his own. 

But something was gone.

Cinécrophilie

L’ennui des morts-vivants

Night of the bored deads

Les chiens de guerre

Il commençait à devenir clair que le recrutement de Fabrice Lemaire pour cette mission dans la jungle bolivienne était une erreur de casting grossière.

It was becoming obvious that recruiting Fabrice Lemaire for this operation in the bolivian jungle was a huge mistake.

Les inséparables

La convocation

La redoutée Commission de Discipline de l’Ordre des Clowns 

The dreaded Disciplinary Commission of the Order of Clowns

et en fait…

Le raseur venu de l’espace

(…it was actually a leak of the shower drain, which resulted in major water damage, but of course my mother-in-law’s insurance didn’t cover this kind of problem, so I had to…)

The bore from outer space

Le challenger

Marc realised that his new job in the department of 

« International Trades and Corporate Planning » was not that great.