Un léger embarras

Voilà, docteur : je reviens vous voir au sujet de mon problème de transpiration.

Well, doctor, I still have this perspiration problem.

Un homme simple

- Vous pensez à quoi, maintenant ?

- A vrai dire, je me demandais s'il me reste du ketchup.

- What are you thinking, right now ?

- To be honest, I was wondering if I have some ketchup left.

2012, année à grand spectacle

Delicatessen

Sans le savoir, il avait franchi la frontière entre «plutôt amusant» et «absolument répugnant»

He was not aware he had crossed the line between «quite distracting» and «utterly disgusting»

La classe

«Garçon,  apportez une carafe d'eau à cette jeune femme de ma part. »

Waiter, bring a glass of water to this young woman, on my account.

Sports d'hiver

 

Let's see… Sorry, you were right. Your leaflet specifies "week-end for skins"

Terrassée

 

- So, I shot this one on june 12th, 2009, in front of your office.

This first date was also the last.

Tentative

 

Don't think about SEX

One more inefficient method.