tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-60120887010973263702024-02-18T22:59:23.481-08:00La vie stupéfiante par Paul Martin : vignettes humoristiques et gags distrayantsvignettes distrayantes et gags humoristiquesPaulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08436441604805310188noreply@blogger.comBlogger108125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6012088701097326370.post-22552255916086581822015-12-05T01:08:00.000-08:002015-12-05T01:08:19.181-08:00Blocage<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">- It’s like a kind of shell you built to…</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">- This is a REAL shell. And for god’s sake, put me on the RIGHT SIDE immediately !</span></div>
Paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08436441604805310188noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6012088701097326370.post-77764468079336831732015-10-29T04:06:00.002-07:002015-10-29T04:06:30.362-07:00Le coach<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08436441604805310188noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6012088701097326370.post-60691887612488139312015-10-29T04:01:00.004-07:002015-10-29T04:02:24.450-07:00Enquête choc<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08436441604805310188noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6012088701097326370.post-35480422806742899032015-10-29T04:00:00.002-07:002015-10-29T04:00:41.783-07:00L’oiseau<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08436441604805310188noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6012088701097326370.post-11189912220859538242015-02-07T08:09:00.001-08:002015-02-07T08:09:22.970-08:00Jeux de vilains<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08436441604805310188noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6012088701097326370.post-56050144737350379902015-02-04T06:51:00.004-08:002015-02-04T06:51:58.516-08:00Mobilier fantastique<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">In spite of all the great presents, the guinea pig would keep on frowning</span></div>
Paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08436441604805310188noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6012088701097326370.post-24565767238950656952014-01-22T00:45:00.000-08:002014-01-22T00:46:52.087-08:00Le défi<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08436441604805310188noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6012088701097326370.post-66833170999684419662013-06-21T09:18:00.000-07:002013-06-21T09:18:05.627-07:00Cinécrophilie<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08436441604805310188noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6012088701097326370.post-66061288098443943442013-05-17T01:57:00.001-07:002013-05-17T01:57:32.987-07:00Les inséparables<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08436441604805310188noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6012088701097326370.post-90744987449203525652013-05-01T07:42:00.000-07:002013-05-01T07:42:05.297-07:00La convocation<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08436441604805310188noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6012088701097326370.post-13814713488558299342013-03-24T10:39:00.000-07:002013-03-24T12:58:27.379-07:00et en fait…<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08436441604805310188noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6012088701097326370.post-36372609650259619272013-03-08T10:53:00.002-08:002013-03-08T10:58:03.138-08:00Le challenger<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08436441604805310188noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6012088701097326370.post-9871147643953888172013-02-24T07:34:00.001-08:002013-02-24T07:34:30.556-08:00Une longueur d'avance<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08436441604805310188noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6012088701097326370.post-73662422830147338132013-02-10T06:04:00.006-08:002013-02-10T06:04:51.794-08:00En toute franchise<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<b><i>You really have funny questions !</i></b></div>
Paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08436441604805310188noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6012088701097326370.post-30132176469164301322013-01-27T05:58:00.003-08:002013-01-27T06:06:47.046-08:00Born to be wild<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08436441604805310188noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6012088701097326370.post-1262316605897593572013-01-20T10:03:00.002-08:002013-01-20T10:03:45.897-08:00Up up up<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08436441604805310188noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6012088701097326370.post-846239767782910612013-01-09T06:38:00.003-08:002013-01-09T06:38:36.241-08:00Le risque zéro<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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