Victor : le cochon d’Inde

In spite of all the great presents, the guinea pig would keep on frowning

Le défi

Animal training failures : the mountain walrus

Victor zappe

It seemed so far, their happy craziness of the first weeks.

Victor : le dauphin

Both Victor and the dolphin didn’t feel comfortable with this compromise.

Victor : La roue tourne

After the hamster left, Victor kept on practicing the wheel on his own. 

But something was gone.

Cinécrophilie

L’ennui des morts-vivants

Night of the bored deads

Les chiens de guerre

Il commençait à devenir clair que le recrutement de Fabrice Lemaire pour cette mission dans la jungle bolivienne était une erreur de casting grossière.

It was becoming obvious that recruiting Fabrice Lemaire for this operation in the bolivian jungle was a huge mistake.

Les inséparables

La convocation

La redoutée Commission de Discipline de l’Ordre des Clowns 

The dreaded Disciplinary Commission of the Order of Clowns

et en fait…

Le raseur venu de l’espace

(…it was actually a leak of the shower drain, which resulted in major water damage, but of course my mother-in-law’s insurance didn’t cover this kind of problem, so I had to…)

The bore from outer space

Le challenger

Marc realised that his new job in the department of 

« International Trades and Corporate Planning » was not that great.

Une longueur d'avance

And I can tell you with trust that our company

will get back to growth and success with this outstanding innovation :

the Monosock.

En toute franchise

 Varans ? I find them disgusting. 

You really have funny questions !

Born to be wild

Le GPS pète les plombs

(« Oh shit, pass that asshole and go full speed ! Fuck the police ! »)

The GPS blows a fuse

Up up up

- Votre CV indique « polyvalent et adaptable ». Il me donne surtout une désagréable impression d’instabilité, monsieur Barbapapa.

- Your resume says « polyvalent and versatile ». It mostly gives me an unpleasant feeling of inconstancy, mr Barbapapa.